African lion trapped in a human suit

May 29

omg

(via ihatemyparents)

May 28

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goingguido:

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

(Source: vvhatevz, via catsandunicorns)

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May 26

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May 25

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(Source: pleatedjeans, via magalomania)

me

(Source: theamericankid)

• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

May 24

You look cute, but who’s the dude in the blue tank top?

omg ahahaha

My knees are bruised from last night’s show.

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I think thats my hand

(Source: muthafuckah-jones)

GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight