September 2012
thankyouforthedildos:
This guy from the Maury Show look’s like a black Pete
and you know what’s funny to me? The kid he was denying was blonde…hey Bronx
oh fuck i laughed so hard omg
August 2012
shittyshadesofgay:
“We’ve been apart for less than twenty-four hours, and knowing that I can’t see him for four days, I realize how much I miss him. How much I love him.”
jashfsdfh I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PIC
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artfullyaborted:
supermassiveasshole:
but seriously
what race is pete wentz
a god damn arms race
my sister: when is anne frank gonna write a second book her first one was pretty good
ohmyheartyoustole:
gleefullygeeky:
waywarddean:
lizuhd:
crazyfangirls:
lizuhd:
it’s soda
not pop
not soda pop
just soda
if you live in minnesota
it’s pop
nobody fucking lives in minnesota
I FUCKING LIVE IN MINNESOTA
Trust me, it’s Pop.
I LIVE IN MN. WHOOPWHOOP
its fucking soda!
s3xmoan:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go...
“What happens in vegas stays in vegas except for when brendon hit me with a...”
– Pete Wentz (via jspurg)
skankpatrol:
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
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What's the worst trouble you got into at school?
Austin Carlile: Mr. Gale's class. I was choking on gum and I was trying to like tell him to help me cause I was like choking on gum like dieing and he was like, 'Austin! That's a mark!' So he made a mark on the board and I was like, 'kgujhdjghik!' Like trying to talk and he goes, 'That's a mark!' And makes a second mark and I'm like, 'Aaahhhhh!' and I start banging on the table. 'That's a mark!' The third mark goes on the board and he says, 'Go out of the room.' And I didn't know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and I was like, 'Aaahhh!' And I finally did this *puts his hands up to his throat* and that's the sign for choking. And Mr. Gale gives me the heimlich maneuver and I cough up my gum and I go WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK!
thenakedbusinessman replied to your post: hey~
10/10 would bang
I just laughed so hard. You are the best.
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