July 2012
3 tags
tyleroakley:
lynnwho:
My mom’s accent...
suckmybigballs:
the mood i am constantly in:
spidermansflybooty:
ofthecherryvariety:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
i hope mine fell in someone’s cleavage
i hope mine touched many butts on it’s journey
Watchtyleroakley:
Why doesn’t this happen to me while I’m hungover in parking lots?
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:
yesterday i was visiting my grandma in the nursing home and she was flipping through channels on her TV like in the “lounge” or whatever and she came across E! and pete was on and I accidentally screamed MY FAGGOT and all the old people stared at me
1 tag
Watchtyleroakley:
I am Janice.
a-green-gentleman:
Pete Wentz was just on Chelsea Lately and she asked about Fall Out Boy and he said “we’re just on a break” and I just stood up and yelled “YOU FUCKING LIAR I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE” and my neighbour heard me I guess and yelled “RIGHT? FUCK THAT EMO FAGGOT”.
omg
patrick-kirch:
remember when pete got a ticket
the last 2 make me laugh so hard.
tyleroakley:
shercocklocked:
kiibutt:
holyhandgrenaded:
1captainausome1:
gamtavsexual:
mattisbollywood:
asian:
I’m so glad every tumblr user has now decided to add that gold star saying “you tried” to every post
fivemuskaqueers:
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
LMFAO OH MY GOD
austinwehaveaproblem:
I need to Wentz
