African lion trapped in a human suit: Archive

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I came in to work around 4 and they were having a high school graduation party for this kid and literally there were no more than 5 kids. The rest were people who were over 40. They were in the one side room with the lights off, music blasting with a strobe light going on and they were all dancing to YMCA so I walked by and ended up joining in and partying with the old people. The one mom was...

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videohall: New York City subway stairs haha… every time someone trips they act like they were starting to run. hahahahahhahaha

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jenasawyer: Oh my god, I am CRYING. Also, this reminds me of Jesse. MAXIMUM NERD RAGE: ACHIEVED

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this chick asked me if my eyelashes were real and what size pants i wear uhhhhhhhh

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yoga-body: christiandinoor: brokemodelsanonymous: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. sit for 1 minute before removing from microwave kevin jonas Pluto

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catsandunicorns replied to your post: thenakedbusinessman answered your question: do any… do you ever visit florida? i dont. i left in november.

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thenakedbusinessman answered your question: do any of you live in cleveland? Yes i can always count on your troll answers :’)

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do any of you live in cleveland?

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a haiku for Sallie Mae

mixedbyziggy: Man, I ain’t got it Won’t have it next month, either STOP FUCKING CALLING

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harry-potterstyles:ayoalec: the guiltiest dog in existence you let it happen i hope ur happy omg omg hahahahhhahahaha

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thenakedbusinessman: I appreciate the puddle of sweat you left me, but I think I’m good without it.

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Where I am: on my couch writing papers for my sociology class Where I should be: In Chicago downing mixed drinks at a mexican restaurant.

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ginger-g0d: “fuck society” said the 13 year old pastel/soft grunge blogger, posting from her brand new MacBook her father paid for while spilling her chai latte on her inverted cross t shirt.

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