June 2012
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Watchpartouse:
Starships
ohmygod. i just laughed so hard and thought to myself ‘what if i lived there and saw him from my window’ and laughed even harder. oh god.
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my english professor said im a really talented writer.
if he liked that shit paper i wrote that much then he should see my fucking blog
May 2012
adamsackler:
“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
Watchvideohall:
The grasshopper mouse. Oh god I’m crying from laughter.
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today was my 1st day of my english class and this...
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awk
Debbie(lady I work with): So…you gotta boyfriend? Me:………No…… Debbie: Good. Fuck em. Men are scum. Wanna see this guy I fuck on the weekends? *She takes out her iphone* Me before I can answer:
oh god you guys. i swear the people i work with are somethin else.
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When I was in Pennsylvania...
I went to the bar with my uncle Bobby and he kept telling people my name was Jail bait and that I was a stripper and I’m like
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ
ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
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jeeze
all of my professors are stuck up cunts. im sitting here reading their emails and syllabuses like
Watchadamantwalrus:
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
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goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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thenakedbusinessman replied to your post: GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight
You look cute, but who’s the dude in the blue tank top?
omg ahahaha
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GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight
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Watchvideohall:
Funniest Interview Ever
oh my god i am crying hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah literally omg
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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