July 2011
zabijak asked: Darren Criss's 'Not Alone' reminds me of you.
June 2011
Everything you know about yourself is simply a...
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Anonymous asked: jesus christ go get some sleep
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Chocolate cookies, strawberry banana juice, and assorted junk from my kitchen.
the breakfast of a champion
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Aww yeeaa
Trollin tumbr with my stinky baby parakeet on my chest while listening to Metallica in the dark.
Yea man. My life is rad
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thenakedbusinessman replied to your post: My life is a joke
Up all night looking at tumblr porn. What happened to my innocent porn ninja :’(
Lol its more like “haha look at this funny picture ohh theres someone screwing *scroll* some shit music *scroll* some stupid picture with a quote on it” kinda crap.
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My life is a joke
I’ve pulled an all nighter and have been up since 3pm yesterday. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but when I pull all nighters, I find everything online to be fucking hilarious. Right now its 7:49 and my dad gets up around 6 and comes out to the living room to bitch at me and watch tv. So I’m sitting here cackling away at all of the crap on my dash and hes like “whats so...
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Maybe I should be a lesbian for a day and marry Miley Cyrus then divorce her the next day and file for spouse support. Then I can pay for the rest of my college bullshit. Holy fuck. I am a genius. I amaze myself sometimes.
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Fuck everything; I'm gonna be rich and eat pizza...
I keep thinking about how much of a gagglefuck school is and how everything is so expensive. Why cant college and books and rent be free. Shit. I don’t even wanna think about how much its gonna cost me for fucking med school. I should just move to California and be some kind of actor make an assload of cash. Fuck. I don’t even know why celebrities are being paid so much money. Like,...
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“February 1996: The steak? A Ribeye. The Whiskey? Lagavulin 16. The lady next to...”
– Ron Swanson (via eddieville)
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Silently laughing obnoxiously in my dining room without waking everyone up is a lot harder than what I thought it would be.
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Its been raining all day and its so gloomy outside. Its just one of those days where I listen to depressing music all day and think about how much my life sucks because of all the money I have to pay for college. Here’s an irrelevant pic to make up for the time you lost reading this.
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wiiicked asked: omg she sounds like a cunt tell kelly to kill her to aqquire major cool points, than revoke them. kelly is in an upset rage. crying. you laugh maniaclly as she is dragged out by the police since kelly being a dumb cunt cant clean up her crime scene you kill 2 birds with one stone and then i pick you up in da whip and we drive to see sexy darren n finn~*~*~*
wiiicked asked: LOL IS YOUR BRO DATING CHEYANNE
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fuck
My brother is getting back together with his slutty girlfriend. FUCK. That means shes gonna be at my house every fucking day and night. Ugggghhh It also means that she’s gonna eat the food that we have in the house
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WatchBad Grandpa Johnny Knoxville dresses up as Irving Zisman, drinks and smokes with his “grandson” and harasses a hippie.
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I’m gonna upload a bunch of Jackass videos to my FB and on here because Youtube is a piece of shit and keeps taking them down.
Right now I’m uploading the “Bad grandpa” skit from Jackass 2. Its one of my favorites.
panduhbandit-deactivated2012012 asked: fuckennn bored as tits and was like i wonder what penguins are up to?
panduhbandit-deactivated2012012 asked: what's goinnn onnn??
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Last October I was in Miami. For 4 days straight I didn’t wear anything but a bikini because I couldnt find my clothes. I just drank a lot of alcohol with my cousins, chilled on the beach and made trips to the liquor store. We also stole a little boat and put a cooler full of beer in it and paddled around.
That needs to happen again.
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when your friends wont delete ugly as fuck...
classy-littlefuck:
Ok then, ill just go live in a cave now.
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my mom gave me these pain pills and im as high as a kite and i dont know what to do and i dont know whats going on around me. i feel lost and it feels good man.
also, she bought pizza and im sitting here like
chill as fuck. i feel goooooooooood.
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Anonymous asked: is piratebay safe for your computer?
