January 2012
If you dont laugh at the shit on my blog you are...
A.) Dead
or
B.) Blind/deaf
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Everyone’s been posting their 2011 recap so here’s mine:
I cant remember the first half of the year. In July, I bought a car and moved out. I went to school and got my own place in Orlando. It was cool but I got fucked over with my financial aid so I had to drop all of my classes that I waited for months to get into. My roommates were cool at first then they got on my nerves so I was...
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Jesus christ 2011 was a crazy ass year. I hope 2012 is better.
December 2011
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omg Jerry is this you?
Click here LOL
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rules of tumblr
hiimlisaaa:
rodaina90:
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
YES!! It’s the most annoying theme EVER!
A lot of themes are so annoying. I’m always happy when someone just has some simple theme and no automatic playing music.
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~cunt mode is engaged and will be engaged for the...
So last month I moved from Florida to Ohio to live with my aunt and uncle. Unfortunately, I had to leave my beloved car behind until I got a job so I could get it shipped up here. Before I left, I pleaded for my family to leave it and not do anything to it. After busting my white ass at this shitty ass job, I managed to get enough money to have my car shipped up here.
A few days ago, I talked to...
kingoftrapmas:
fuck school and drugs and my parents and booze and authority and society man fuck the world and bitches im hardcore as fuck mom can you drive me to the show
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doctorscience:
pup:
ellarcy:
wecansexy:
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omg
“high expectations asian father” has got to be one of my favorite memes. that shit always makes me laugh
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holy shit
all ive been seeing online today is a bunch of people complaining about what they got/didnt get for christmas. ya’ll are a buncha ungrateful cunts.
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oh what the fuck
my cunt cousin was smoking dope in the fucking basement/my room and now it fucking stinks.
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"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when...
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Reading about something unfortunate that happened...
moltres:
lafawnduhssecret:
boo boo keys
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
victoryjobs:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
merry...
