November 2011
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madcatterv2:
sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoporosis
words will hurt me too because i’m pretty sensitive
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cree3psheep asked: HAHAHAHAAHA your brother got cockblocked
Me: How was your weekend?
My brother: It fucking sucked man. I kept getting cockblocked
Me: hahahaha
My brother: I just wanted to get it in and fucking (undisclosed name) wouldnt get out of my girlfriend’s dorm.
Me: *hears someone in the bathroom* Is someone here?
My brother: Yea I brought her back so I could get some
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“Criss later revealed that he spent the $100 “on alcohol.”
– What Darren did with the hundred dollar tip he got from Alan Menken. X (via anothercrissaffair)
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Today is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre marathon day
The saw is family
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this guy is pussywhipped
his gf is in cunt mode 24/7 and he just puts up with it
bravo micah bravo
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i downloaded all of these horror movies
they would be so much better if i was high
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also
i downloaded all of the texas chainsaw massacre movies
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omg
i cant stop laughing. this chick is literally about to defecate on herself. do i even dare watch paranormal activity 2?
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omg
im watching paranormal activity and it is so dumb. all the chick does is bitch at her boyfriend. its like shut the fuck up and quit being such a cunt.
awww yeeeaa
I finally bought a plane ticket.
