February 2011
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Omg these noodles are taking forever
BOIL FASTER
wwiao: I CAN HEAR MY GRANDMA TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL... →
wwiao:
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME SHE GOT DRUNK AND DECIDED TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT THE TIME SHE TURNED ON THE TV AND SAW SOME LESBIAN PORN THEN STARTED TO DESCRIBE IT.
OR THE OTHER TIME SHE GOT DRUNK AND DECIDED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE TIME SHE TURNED ON THE TV AND SAW SOME MALE-MALE-FEMALE PORN THAT TOOK…
Lol omg
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“I hope nobody here is lactose intolerant cause this is Legen-dairy”
– Van F.
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“This nigga went from clown to badass.”
– Ed White on the guy from Ghost Adventures
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Ugh
Something that really urkes me is when people get a pet and then try to ditch it or give it away because ‘its mean’ or they’re ‘bored with it’. Why even bother taking it into your home if you’re just gonna play with it for a few days then be done with it?Fucking redic. These douche bags down the road asked me if I wanted their bird because it bites and...
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omg my mom is ridic 2 da 10th power
imnotarandomwhore:
Mother: “ARE YOU DONE WATCHING TV??~?~?~???!?!”
Me: “……I wasn’t the last one in there”
Mother: “DID I ASK U DAT?”“
LOL Sorry
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Ed: We can't stop here, this is bat country!
Mike: I'll finish this before the end of Tiffany Ave. !
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siliconepoison:
JUST PRESS PLAY
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That moment when
A female tells another female she looks pretty :
A male tells another man he’s handsome looking :
hahahahaha
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ehehe
I forgot to mention this in my car rant post but when we went to this small side dealership this guy kept trying to get my to by this 01’ silver Sunfire. We walked around back to look at the other cars and he starts telling us about this kid that worked for him and how he got addicted to pain meds. Then he imitates Mr. Mackey from Southpark and goes “drugs are bad m’kay”. I...
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OMG
So today I went to go look at that car that I’ve been creaming over for the past week. We got to the dealership and there it was looking all beautiful and crying for me to give it a new home in my driveway. Ugh it was the most wonderful car I have ever laid my eyes on. Everything about it was perfect. My mom was off being irrelevant and kept looking at these ugly ass Cadillacs and had little...
I have the greatest idea. All of the Harry Potter...
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Participating in Porn
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is participating in porn. But it’s not just porn, it’s gay porn. I earned a decent amount of money but it haunts me everywhere I go. I can’t sleep every night. I just feel like shrinking. The video is all over the Internet and I have no idea if my girlfriend and my family already saw it.
[Male, 19]
Looks like I found a way to pay for college...
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Watchhehehehe I love chameleon feet. I almost got one for a pet too
Anonymous asked: were did you work?
Anonymous asked: were did you work?
cree3psheep asked: holy shit that is a nice car. are your parents buyung it for you
cree3psheep asked: holy shit that is a nice car. are your parents buyung it for you
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Herp Derp of the day:
So I walk out into the living room to see my sister watching music videos. Armed in one hand is Ben & Jerry’s S’mores ice cream(which sucks btw) and a spoon in the other. Jason Derulo’s video for ‘What If’ comes on and we start watching it. Around 2 minutes into the video he’s rubbing an icing covered strawberry all over this chick’s face. I...
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!!!!!!!
I found a car! Going to look at it tomorrow! Hopefully its legit. If it is, I’m definitely buying it because it is fabulous :D
Not Shaving My Vagina
wwiao:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not shaving my vagina before “doing things.” He was all like, “eww omg why don’t you shave that’s gross.” And then I’m like, “I’ve never needed to until you came along.” We never ended up doing anything and he broke up with me two days later and told the whole school that I don’t shave. Now I’m horny, alone, and harassed.
[Female,...
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