August 2010
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Quote Katt Williams
and laugh my ass off. Family is wondering what I’m doing, they’ll never understand the hilarity
More awkwardness
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I wear these shoes to work because fuck it, I have two wiener dogs at home in Florida and I think the shoes are pretty badass. Today I got a lot of attention from them today for whatever reason and this awkward convo ensued.
My boss: Oh, hold on, I need to check those shoes out. What are they?
Me: Dogs, wiener dogs on parade.
My boss: And they’re rainbow.
Me: I’m not a...
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oOoo0O I just downloaded all of the other Katt Williams performances/movies
Im so happy :3
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I have a vagina therefore, I run the universe
Just downloaded The Pimp Chronicles Love Katt~*~*~*~
DOWNLOAD IT HERE AND LAUGH YO ASS OFF
The weed part is my fav :3
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privateschooloreo asked: Have I ever told you how awesome you are?
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I really hope you get sexually violated by a...
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my ask box is as dry as a nuns vagina
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Loling at myself on a daily basis
Forever Alone
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:'D
Blasting Tupac and my dad is all ‘TURN THAT SHIT DOWN’
YOU HATIN ON TUPAC, DAD?
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Too lazy to scratch my nose, use my tongue
LMFAO
ANOTHER REASON TO WHY I’M SO AWESOME
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I'm a terrible driver
LOL I just realized how much I suck at life
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I'm a mean person
LOL
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LOL~
I ate the rest of the pizza and my sister wanted it and shes having a fit and I’m like
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fffuuu
Mike isnt on AIM.
Things I’m gonna do until he gets on:
/wrists
walk over the the refrigerator and eat leftover pizza
check to see if he signed on
get depressed cuz he’s still offline
go into bathroom
craft noose out of own hair
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Lol
If I quit my job today, I’m telling everyone to choke on a dick then I’m gonna walk out and be all
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My nipples are so hard, they could poke someone's...
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TROLLFACE GAME
Lol I got like 22k for a high score.
Click here to play
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Things I can't do for my bday because my parents...
Go to Halloween Horror Nights
Go to Orlando
Buy a car
Go to a nude beach
Go skydiving
Have a party
Shoot heroin in a dark alley with a bunch of hookers
Snort coke from a stripper’s ass crack
Wrestle a giraffe to the ground
Things I can do:
Sit at home and do nothing like I’ve been doing for my past 5 bdays
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO, PEOPLE OF TUMBLR?
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ugh
Ebay pisses me the fuck off. Everytime I bid on something some fuckass bids higher. Its a fucking bot. I know it. No one sits on their ass all day and fucking trolls the bids. Pissin me off. I just wanna climb through my laptop screen and find this fucker and curb stomp them. All of this internet fuckery fucking me over.
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Today I
Went to the beach
Got sunburn
Went to my dad’s workplace
Stole a golf cart
Went swimming in a pool
Crashed the golfcart
Got a pretzel
Came home to harass Mike
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Jesus fucking christ
Why is it that every time we go to the fucking beach my mom and sister think we need to bring the fucking house along. Its like get a fucking towel, bathing suit and sun tan lotion and lets fucking go. They think they need to bring all of this fucking food, drinks, purses, electronics, clothes and unnecessary shit. Its so annoying. Then my sister starts whining about towels and how fat her gut is...
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So today I chilled with this cool dude who’s in two of my classes. We’re like BBFs now because we’re awesome. He works at a movie theater and he said that when I come by I can see as many movies as I want for free
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Ugh~
I have gym everyday and theres this creepy ass little freshman bitch that fucking stares at me in the locker room. Like today when I was changing I’m like
“Ummm are you gonna stare at me the whole time because its creeping me out” and shes like
and I’m like
“CREEPERS GONNA CREEP!” Then I got my friend to stand in front of me because that girl was really...
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Yesterday we released the bunnies that we found about 2 months ago. My rabbit went into our garage last night and was being all cute and shit. We took my rabbit back in and tried looking for my sister’s but we couldnt find him. This morning my mom saw it and tried to get it because there was a punk ass hawk creepin. When my mom went outback later she saw the faggot bird and it got my...
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I got Melatonin today. I hope I have some vivid dreams and a better sleep pattern. I just hope I dont pass out and fall face first into this pizza.
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Hehe my mom is making me popcorn.
highclassbitches:
and of course my brother has to say, “WHAT SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD” bitch please it is a bag of delicious popped corn.
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