African lion trapped in a human suit: Archive

lemimi:

Today, I asked my teacher how you say gay in spanish. He said “twilight.” MLIA.

LOL

secretchilibean1: I can be your doug!
teamv0ldemort: LMAO BLACK DOUG FTW
secretchilibean1: LOLOLOLOL
secretchilibean1: The doug we're lookin for..is a jew
teamv0ldemort: AHAHAHA. THE DOUG WE'RE LOOKIN FOR IS A WHITE.
secretchilibean1: LOL
teamv0ldemort: I CAN BE YOUR JEW DOUG.
secretchilibean1: OK!
secretchilibean1: OK OK OK
teamv0ldemort: AHAHAHAHA.
secretchilibean1: Insanity Wolf VS. Alan
secretchilibean1: Who wins?
teamv0ldemort: ALAN HE COUNTS CARDS SO YEA
secretchilibean1: Yea its a foolproof system.
secretchilibean1: INSANITY WOLF CAN BE HIS SPOTTER!
secretchilibean1: PROBLEM SOLVED
teamv0ldemort: WE SHOULD TEACH AWESOMNESS 101
secretchilibean1: OMFG
secretchilibean1: YES
secretchilibean1: How to be an awesome Jew wolf 101
teamv0ldemort: ELECTIVE COMING SOON TO SCHOOLS EVERYWHERE
secretchilibean1: HAHAHAHA
secretchilibean1: win
teamv0ldemort: LMAO LEARN HEBREW...IN FUCKING WOLF
secretchilibean1: IMM AHAHAHAHHAHHA
secretchilibean1: LMFAO
secretchilibean1: Hebrew?
secretchilibean1: NICE
secretchilibean1: classic
teamv0ldemort: IS MY HAIR LIKE PHIL'S
teamv0ldemort: CLASSIC PHIL
secretchilibean1: YES
secretchilibean1: But Im bunkin with him
teamv0ldemort: NO WE'RE TAKING A VILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW. Gabby, We have some weird ass conversations but its all good because its Alan-Hangover-Wolf related.