May 2012
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goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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thenakedbusinessman replied to your post: GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight
You look cute, but who’s the dude in the blue tank top?
omg ahahaha
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GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight
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videohall:
Funniest Interview Ever
oh my god i am crying hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah literally omg
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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ALSO
if you are going to the show in columbus i’ll be the dumpy looking whore in black pants and a blue tank top so say hi or call me a funny name or something so i can blog about it even though no one will care or read this
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I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER TICKET TO SEE NEON TREES WHEN THEY COME BACK TO OHIO IN AUGUST AND IM GOING TO SEE THEM TOMORROW NIGHT IN COLUMBUS ALL BY MYSELF CUZ IM A FUCKING DWEEB I HOPE I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME WHEN I SEE THEM AGAIN SO I WONT BE ALONE LIKE THE DUMB CUNT THAT I AM
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omg
i miss the beach and the blistering heat
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ugghhh
I cant wait for Wednesday and Saturday
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best office moment ever hands down
oh my god i almost pissed myself at the end. oh god. i have never seen this show. i need to start watching it
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No regrets. Just fangirling.: My first boner When... →
brizzbee:
My first boner
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of…