May 2012
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May 29th
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May 28th
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goingguido: “what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
May 26th
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thenakedbusinessman replied to your post: GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight You look cute, but who’s the dude in the blue tank top? omg ahahaha
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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GUYS! I met the wonderful David Charles tonight
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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WatchWatch
videohall: Funniest Interview Ever oh my god i am crying hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah literally omg
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Listen
May 23rd
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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ALSO
if you are going to the show in columbus i’ll be the dumpy looking whore in black pants and a blue tank top so say hi or call me a funny name or something so i can blog about it even though no one will care or read this
May 23rd
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I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER TICKET TO SEE NEON TREES WHEN THEY COME BACK TO OHIO IN AUGUST AND IM GOING TO SEE THEM TOMORROW NIGHT IN COLUMBUS ALL BY MYSELF CUZ IM A FUCKING DWEEB I HOPE I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME WHEN I SEE THEM AGAIN SO I WONT BE ALONE LIKE THE DUMB CUNT THAT I AM
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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omg
i miss the beach and the blistering heat 
May 21st
May 21st
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ugghhh
I cant wait for Wednesday and Saturday
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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WatchWatch
best office moment ever hands down oh my god i almost pissed myself at the end. oh god. i have never seen this show. i need to start watching it
May 16th
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May 16th
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No regrets. Just fangirling.: My first boner When... →
brizzbee: My first boner When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of…
May 15th
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May 15th
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