African lion trapped in a human suit
avianawareness:

(via Animal Channel: It seems tried Matsuke sister is attached to the parakeet)

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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underthe-corktree:

when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

avianawareness:

Order up! Tiels, conures, and a budgie

avianawareness:

Order up! Tiels, conures, and a budgie

andrewhurleys:

A GUY ADDED ME ON KIK AND JUST FUCKING STARTED SENDING DICK PICS SO I SENT HIM A MORE PHOTOGENIC DICK PIC LIKE THAT TUMBLR POST AND HE GOT REALLY HEATED AND SENT LIKE 3 MORE DICK PICS TRYING TO UP HIS GAME IM

HAHAHAHAHAH

mrtrohman:

Graduated to dad gear today: above the knee swim trunks as pants, forwards facing ball cap, and a “cool” musical shirt because I’m “in the biz”.

mrtrohman:

Graduated to dad gear today: above the knee swim trunks as pants, forwards facing ball cap, and a “cool” musical shirt because I’m “in the biz”.

pandarican:

whenthingsgoterriblywrong:

intriguedromance:

unexplained-events:

Franco Banfi

A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.

"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi

That shit will swallow you WHOLE. White people crazy.

That’s fucking terrifying…

"respect"

*snaps tons of up-close photos*

humans….

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

wanksclub:

me as hell

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

sophmoreslump:

pete knows how to deal with rude tweets well

sophmoreslump:

pete knows how to deal with rude tweets well

jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once