Hahaha my janky ass met #joetrohman too! #thankyou #falloutboy #detroit #thefillmore #fob (at The Fillmore Detroit)

I KISSED #patrickstump ON THE CHEEK AND GRABBED #petewentz’S DICK TONIGHT HAHAHA FUCK YEA IM A PERV #falloutboy #detroit #thefillmore #janky (at The Fillmore Detroit)

Illy Mack from Detroit drew a picture of me with huge boobs as we all wait in line for #falloutboy. #detroit #illymack

#petewentz last night #stageae #fob #pittsburgh #falloutboy #saverockandroll (at Stage AE)

I got a lot of great pics of the bass god @petewentz tonight. #stageae #pittsburgh #falloutboy #fob #concert #frontrowbitches #uallmad #petewentz

@petewentz is one gnarly dj! #sorad #itwaslikeanacidtrip #thanks #petewentz #falloutboy #afterparty (at The Altar Bar)

The official fall out boy after party/dj set was fun. Thanks @petewentz

Sometimes I think I’m funny

flying-blades:

this photoset is timeless

facts-i-just-made-up:

“Sonicthehedgehog Syndrome” affects only one in 2 billion humans.

Those with the disease are born with only one eye, but the eye has two pupils. This does not allow for binocular vision as the image is duplicated on the same retina and only one optic nerve remains. Sufferers reportedly learn in childhood to ignore one of the images, allowing the dominant pupil to take over fully by adulthood.

First documented in Persia in 1349, only 17 instances of the disease have been confirmed since, with only 14 of the patients reaching adulthood. The disease was comprehensively studied in 1942 by Dr. Arnold Sonicthehedgehog, after whom the syndrome is named.

oh my fucking god

phrazez:

MY MOM WAS LIKE CAN U SIGN THIS EZRA AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD FUCK