African lion trapped in a human suit
Gigantic pizza and greek dressing from my fav guest!!!!! Hell yea!

Gigantic pizza and greek dressing from my fav guest!!!!! Hell yea!

emocas:

one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

underthe-corktree:

twenty one pilots + lyrics

porndirector:

When I get hit on

avianawareness:

(via Animal Channel: It seems tried Matsuke sister is attached to the parakeet)

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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underthe-corktree:

when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

avianawareness:

Order up! Tiels, conures, and a budgie

avianawareness:

Order up! Tiels, conures, and a budgie

andrewhurleys:

A GUY ADDED ME ON KIK AND JUST FUCKING STARTED SENDING DICK PICS SO I SENT HIM A MORE PHOTOGENIC DICK PIC LIKE THAT TUMBLR POST AND HE GOT REALLY HEATED AND SENT LIKE 3 MORE DICK PICS TRYING TO UP HIS GAME IM

HAHAHAHAHAH